i'd like to start off by saying that i'm kinda a big deal around here. people know me. i'm pretty much the coolest kid around. back in '82 i could throw a pigskin a quarter mile. so i mean yeah, i rock. there's really not much denying that. i have the most fabulous boyfriend in the world. he's better than you. and he has the best girlfriend in the world. she's better than you as well. for christmas, i got electric sex to gleam in my window and i think my pants now have more holes in them than actual fabric. i like subway and i should probably start eating there more often instead of pizza hut.